Last week, I met an old pensioner, who told me that Gordon Brown killed Jesus.

this has been amusing me today, because i am a child.

there is going to be a general election in a few weeks. i'm terribly excited about that because i love elections or, more accurately, i love watching elections on the television. i don't intend to vote for a winning candidate. according to this i have the voting power of 0.084 people, although that's 0.004 more people than it was two days ago. at this rate i will be as powerful as one person in 102.76 days, and in just over three years i will be able to choose my own government.

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